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Thursday, June 29, 2006

Quotes from It's Called a Break-Up Cuz It's Broken

Some tips for breakups from this advice tome of intense wisdom:

• As the book says, "The harsh reality is that even if you have everything else in common, the one thing you don't have in common is the belief that this relationship can work. That, my friend, trumps you shared love of puppies, the dave matthews band, and Mexican food."
• So, listen to the book and restrain yourself from sad phone calls. Remember: "The phone can also be used to call your mom or anyone else who loves you…except babaies and dogs. They can't answer the phone"
• Finally, Behrendt and Ruotola-Behrendt offer some classy advice that must be taken to heart: "Mapquest your ass on the road to recovery-not sadville, populationdrunky the clown, aka: You."

Ah, how true. AND GET RID OF HIS STUFF.

 

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